Then the job is yours and Hudson's Floor Wax really doesn't matter!

Aaaahhhhhhhhhhh sweet mystery of life at last I found thee! I got a job! I'm teaching English this year! At the alternative high school in Carson. I'll be "in" the district! I'll have much better pay! I'll have benefits! I must admit that I'm overly ecstatic about this. Delirious with relief. Huzzah!!!!!!!!!!!!! Blogger won't let me enter to skip lines, so I'll end it here. The title is also from "The Speed Test" from Thoroughly Modern Millie.